Shouted 'boggies' in the middle of Morrisons, to the amusement of ya 10 year auld son, ha ha!

Farted in public just fo the hell of it!

Phoned a colleague at work from home n pretended t b an awkard customer, well till a bust out laughin anyway!

Had a gud one played on me. Walked inta th office n sum one said yv had a call, it wos Liz heas th number. Called back n it wos Bucking Palace, mint!
