Dwarf for Hire

[dar_d]

Hi All

I apologize in advance because I know that this thread is definetly going to annoy some people.

A few of us are coming to Newcastle from Cork next month from my friends stag (yes another stag in Newcastle). I was on a stag a while back where they had a local dwarf lined up and they handcuffed him to the stag for the weekend...We are looking to organize this for a few hours on the Friday night..

Any ideas about where I would locate a dwarf with a good sense of humour to take up the mantle?

We are a mannerly bunch and he/she would be in no danger and we will obviously agree a fee and pay for their drinks for the evening...

Cheers

[HJOlympian]

Looking for one myself for this weekend. Did you have any luck finding one??

[dar_d]

No haven't  found anyone unfortunately.

[HJOlympian]

When is the stag? I've found a guy for ours this weekend but he is a complete nut job

[dar_d]

Its on the weekend of the 25th of July...When u mean nutjob, what exactly do ya mean!!! Is he someone who does this regularly?

[HJOlympian]

He didn't reply to my email but he's on youtube as apesgrapes so if you have a youtube account you can contact him through that.

Web address is: www.apesgrapes.da.ru

Read the conditions under Stag do and make your own mind up. I'm having serious reservations about hiring him. He has some crazy blog posts on myspace too.

[dar_d]

No way in the world I'd hire that guy.....We are looking for a bit of a laugh not for the groom to get stabbed.....

[HJOlympian]

He got back to me last night and admitted he's a hoax so its back to the drawing board. It looks like dwarfs are in short supply...