My apologies to anyone who finds this offensive but we would like to hire a dwarf for a few hours ( this July 10th or 11th) to join a stag party (from Ireland) in Newcastle. Its all in the name of good fun but we may require the dwarf to be handcuffed to the groom to be for a few hours. If a fee can be agreed we will also cover food and alcohol expenses.
If you or anyone you know is interested please pm me or email me at spudmurphy@hotmail.com.
Thanks!
